This is to announce an amazing new product: The Amazing Invisible Undetectable Aura~Band! This wrist band has magical benefits enhanced by additional invisibility and placebo properties. Best of all, other than feeling better you won’t even notice it’s on!
What are the benefits of the Amazing Invisible Undetectable Aura~Band?
Testimonials from users* mentioned increased happiness, social (media) interaction, reduced stress and increased general wellbeing.
How was the Amazing Invisible Undetectable Aura~Band invented?
It was a joint invention made possible through the power of social media aided by non-delivery of another band.
ChrysStevenson Waah. Placebo band hasn't arrived yet. Hope I have it in time for #TAMOz. Need it's super powers to get me through! 19 Nov
robincapper @ChrysStevenson if you just think you have it wont that work just as well? :)
ChrysStevenson @robincapper I think you may have just come up with a new money making idea - Aura Bands - invisible & undetectable but oh so powerful!
Order, Payment & Shipping Details:
Price: - Single: $99.99 including free shipping.
- Multiple: $99.98 including free shipping. Buy quite a lot and you’ll get one free!
- Payment: The only acceptable payment method is invisible credit to our invisible account. You may have trouble finding the account details as they, as you’d expect, are hard to see. However if you just imagine the money has been paid that is sufficient to initiate the shipping process.
- Shipping: The Amazing Invisible Undetectable Aura~Band is shipped immediately on payment. One of its magical properties is it will be (albeit invisibly & undetectably) on your wrist within 1-2 seconds. Just imagine you have purchased one and get the benefits (almost) immediately.
Frequently Asked Questions:
- What size Amazing Invisible Undetectable Aura~Band should I order? Amazing Invisible Undetectable Aura~Bands will automatically adjust to accommodate any size wrist.
Can I wear my Amazing Invisible Undetectable Aura~Band in water? Of course, water will not harm, or even detect, your Amazing Invisible Undetectable Aura~Band - How long does the Amazing Invisible Undetectable Aura~Band last? As long as you think it will.
- Does the Amazing Invisible Undetectable Aura~Band require power? Yes but do not be concerned by replacing batteries or recharging. The Amazing Invisible Undetectable Aura~Band draws it’s power via wireless transfer from the human mind. Initially it will be your mind but as the popularity of the bands spreads it will tap into a network of like-minded power sources.
- Have the benefits of the Amazing Invisible Undetectable Aura~Band been validated by a scientifically recognised method such as a double blind peer reviewed trial? Of course not!
Disclaimer:
The Amazing Invisible Undetectable Aura~Band may not be a real product unless, of course, you believe it is.
* well, a user involved in inventing it
